bingo bongo

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Apr 03, 2020

(via swoletergeist)

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Apr 03, 2020

dykeceratops:

my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

(via joshpeck)

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Apr 03, 2020

warrior-hector:

Mood going into Day 3…Blathers…please…

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Apr 03, 2020

goligher2:

“That gum you like is going to come back in style”

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Apr 03, 2020

okidokitokki:

Going great thanks Isabelle

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Apr 03, 2020

ivchava:

virginiasummer:

gays just be like hands rebirth through water tenderness cowboys repression nature longing

(via softendings)

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Apr 03, 2020

scope-dogg:

Ignore the media everyone, I’ve got the Iowa caucus results right here

(via softendings)

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Feb 05, 2020

dndaddyissues:

the classes as bernie sanders, part 2

(via softendings)

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Feb 05, 2020

wallpatterns:

lionkins:

krishnadewme:

stimmystuffs:

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

(via softendings)

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Feb 05, 2020